What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A lumpy milkshake.
When you know what I am, I don’t exist. When you don’t know what I am, I exist. What am I?
A Riddle!
A little girl asked her mother for ten cents to give to an old lady in the
park. Her mother was touched by the child’s kindness. “There you are, my dear,
but, tell me, isn’t the lady able to work any more?”
“Oh yes,” Came the reply. “She sells sweets!”
What’s the difference between an onion and homework?
No one cries when you cut homework!
DAD:Hey I know how to keep you thinking all night.
SON: How?
DAD: I’ll tell you tomorrow
What animal is always fibbing?
A lion!
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