Jokes By Kids

From Robert Cihak Jr, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What do call missing work because of a broken leg?

A lame excuse!!

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From Mayank , 11 years old, Nepal

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet!

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From Femaye, age 11, Baguio City, Philippines

What do cows listen to?

MOOsic!!!

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From Minija, 5 years old, Lithuania

How does a farmer tell the time?

One O’Crop, Two O’Crop, Three O’Crop …

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From Pickle, 10 years old, United States

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know. I was hoping you would!

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From Chelsea, a reader, North Carolina, USA

What’s a female name for a cheeseburger?

Patty

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