What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
What do you get when you cross a train and a teacher?
The teacher says spit out your gum, and the train says Choo, Choo!
What happens when you get together with a parrot and a shark?
They’ll talk your ear off!
Why was the boy called a cereal killer?
Because he stepped on a cornflake!
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What did Dela-ware?
I don’t know, but Alaska (I’ll ask her.)
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