What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
Two men went out to hunt bear. On opening morning, a light snow fell, and one stayed in the cabin while the other went out hunting. He soon found a huge grizzly, shot at it, but merely wounded it. The infuriated bear charged toward him. He dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran fast, but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached to the open cabin door, he tripped and fell. Too close behind him to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man that fell jumped up, shut the cabin door, and yelled to his freind inside, “You skin this one, and I’ll go get another one!”
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?
How many mimes does it take to change a light bulb?
One! (don’t talk and put one finger up)
What do ghosts eat?
SPOOK-hetti!
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