What has one eye but can’t see?
A hurricane!
Teacher: Imagine a closed room which caught fire,
what would you do?
Student: Simple. Stop imagining!
What’s a duck’s favorite food?
A box of quackers!
Where do you bring a sick boat?
To the dock!
What goes OHOHOH?
Santa flying backwards!
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?
kids wont eat broccoli!!
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