What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of the barn?
An eggroll!
What did the duck say when she finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill!
Cody: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: After you sing your ABC’s.
Cody: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Cody: Running down my leg!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry he woke up!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
He lost his head!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman, who?
There’s snow many reasons why I like you! (There’s so many reasons why I like you!)
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