Why was kitty cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark!
Do zombies eat their donuts with their fingers?
No, they eat their fingers separate!
How does a ghost lock its door?
With a dead bolt!
Why were there feathers in the road?
The wolf got the chicken!
What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move?
The twist!
What did the cat’s owner say when his cat made a huge mess?
“This is cat-astrophic!”
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