Why did the cat go to the computer lab every day?
To play with mouse!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary, who?
Merry Christmas!
What did the operator ask the computer to do in his absence?
MONITOR other people!
What can you use to clean a musical instrument?
A tube a toothpaste!
Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
Because it wasn’t “peeling” well!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I will shave it for later!
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