Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t discovered yet.
What did the battery get on his report card?
Triple As!
Why did the giraffe cross the grassland?
There weren’t any roads nearby!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A porkchop!
A man got arrested for wearing underwear in public.
It was a brief case.
What do you call a hat for a penguin?
Ice cap!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 436
- 437
- 438
- 439
- 440
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
