DAD:Hey I know how to keep you thinking all night.
SON: How?
DAD: I’ll tell you tomorrow
What animal is always fibbing?
A lion!
Kid: Mom would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?
Mom: Of course not.
Kid: Good because I didn’t do my homework!
What do frogs eat for lunch in France?
French flies!
What did one eye say to the other?
Just between you and me, something smells!
What do you call a baseball with bugs on it?
A fly ball!
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