What did the clock say to the bully?
Your behavior is alarming!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
What has ears but can’t hear?
Corn!
How did the monkey cross the road?
It hopped on a chicken’s back!
Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots. (APE-ri-COTS)
Why are pennies always laughing?
Because they have a cents of humor!
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