What’s a cats favorite color?
Purrrple!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of the barn?
An eggroll!
What did the duck say when she finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill!
Cody: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: After you sing your ABC’s.
Cody: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Cody: Running down my leg!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry he woke up!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
He lost his head!
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