What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M!
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside!
What did the rain say to the Earth?
I’m falling for you!
Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
Because it lost all its contacts!
What dinosaur keeps the streets free of crime and protects the world from evil?
Triceracops!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Po-lice open the door!
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