What did the goat say to the White House?
You have so maaaaaaany rooms!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Ani Ranstrom, 10 years old, CO
What did the goat say to the White House?
From Molly Sauer, 6 years old, Brooklyn, NY
What does a pig say on a hot day?
From Alex L, 13 years old
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
From Landon, 12 years old, Alabama
What do you call a fake noodle?
From London, 7 years old, Maryland
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI
What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
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