What do you get when you cross a lion and a penguin?
Frostbite!
What did the one chimney say to the other chimney?
You’re too young to smoke (Puff Puff)!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because he had the day off!
What does my dad use a smoke detector for?
To tell me when dinner is ready!
Somthing is bugging Harry.What is it?
A Bug!
Why shouldn’t you tell a joke while standing on ice?
Because it might crack up!
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