Jokes By Kids

From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What do ghosts eat?

SPOOK-hetti!

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From John Hughes, 13 years old, Connecticut, USA

What did the farmer say when he forgot the corn?

AW SHUCKS!!!!!!

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From Emma, 7 years old, Ohio

How does a train eat?

Choo Choo!

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From Manuel, 12 years old

Where do dogs park their cars?

In the barking lot!

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From Jay, 11 years old, California, USA

Which extraterrestrials like to play the trumpet?

A MARTIAN band !!!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

How does a caterpillar start his day?

He turns over a new leaf!

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