Jokes By Kids

From Molly Sauer, 6 years old, Brooklyn, NY

What does a pig say on a hot day?

I’m bacon!

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From Alex L, 13 years old

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?

Kenya please open the door?

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From Landon, 12 years old, Alabama

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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From London, 7 years old, Maryland

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?

The number nine [9] becomes six [6]!

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From Ethan P., 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hoo
Hoo who?

Did you hear that owl?

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