Why are pennies always laughing?
Because they have a cents of humor!
LYSSIE: What does IDK mean?
ELIZABETH: I don’t know
LYSSIE: Omg you’re like the 5th person I’ve asked and no one knows!
Why did Dracula buy cough medicine?
Because he was a-coughin’! (coffin)
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because all they said was, ” Bach, Bach, Bach!”
Doctor,doctor I keep thinking I’m an elevator!
“It does look like you are coming down with something.”
What did the sheep said when she had a very bad day?
I had a very baaaaad day!
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