Where did the boat go when it was sick?
To the dock-ter!
Why didn’t the chicken go on the roller coaster?
Because it was chicken!
What did the ocean say to the shrimp?
Nothing! It just waved!
Why is Neptune such a windy planet?
Because it’s next to Uranus!
Why did the penguin cross the ice?
To get to the other slide!
Did you hear about the karate guru that joined the army?
First time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
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