Does the bus run on time?
No it runs on wheels!
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn moo-er!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Two fleas were running on top of a cereal box.
‘Why are we running so fast?’ said one.
‘Because it says tear along the dotted line!’ said the other.
What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head ?
An apatosaurus!
What did the elevator say to the other?
I’m coming up with something.
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