Why can’t dalmatians play hide-and-seek?
They are always spotted!
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crook-idile!
What did one math book say to the other?
I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a lot of problems!
Why shouldn’t you ever trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
To the dock-ter!
Why didn’t the chicken go on the roller coaster?
Because it was chicken!
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