What is a shark’s favorite food?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I went to buy some camo pants
but I couldn’t find any!
What do call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, then crosses back?
A dirty double crosser!
A cowboy rides in on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse’s name was Friday!
Guy 1: I posted ten puns on the internet hoping they would go viral.
Guy 2: Did any?
Guy 1: No pun in ten did!
Why was Sam upset when the rickshaw driver told him not to pay the money?
Because he thought it was very un-fare of him to do that!!
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