What did the ocean say to the shrimp?
Nothing! It just waved!
Why is Neptune such a windy planet?
Because it’s next to Uranus!
Why did the penguin cross the ice?
To get to the other slide!
Did you hear about the karate guru that joined the army?
First time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
What did the toilet say when his friends came over?
Nothing, it just flushed!
What is always near, but you can never reach it?
Tomorrow!
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