What did the plant growth in math class?
Square roots!
A doctor goes to his boss. and complains about a patient that yelled at him. What did the boss say?
“He wasn’t very patient patient.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
It’s me. Will you remember me in five years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in five years?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
See, you forgot me already!
What do you call a lion that is happy?
A dandy-lion!
How did the cow get away?
On a moo-tercycle!
How’s your day going?
Well, I bought a new vacuum cleaner today.
Really?
Yes, and it really sucked!
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