Q. What do sick beds get?
A. a PILLow!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t been invented yet!
What do calendars eat?
Dates!
What is a dog’s favorite part of a tree?
The bark!
What do you use to fix teeth?
Tooth paste!
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