What do you call a beach with tiny waves?
A microwave beach!
Harry Potter: Surely, you can’t be serious.
Sirius Black: I am Sirius, and don’t call me Shirley.
I’m not short.
I’m just more down to earth.
Boy: Do you have a air tank?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you take my breath away!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor.
Because he was feeling crummy
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day scare centers!
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