Why did the penguin cross the ice on his belly?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the chicken cross the road!
TO CHECK ON THE CHICKS!
Why did the duck go to jail?
Because he was selling quack!
Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
So he could loaf around!
In an oval room there was a murder. The suspects were: a butcher cutting meat, a surgeon doing surgery, and a maid sweeping the corners. Who did it?
The maid. There are no corners in an oval!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The chicken who crossed the road to get to your house!
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