How do you make a witch itch ?
Take away its “w”!
Why did the dinosaur want a net at sunset?
To catch night fall!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
So it could get to the BOTTOM!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll “Let It Go”!
Why did the man bring a ladder to school?
Because it was a high school!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
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