When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAAAAARRRRR!
Why did the boy cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why does the chef like spaghetti?
Because there are endless pastabilities!
The red man lives in the red house. The blue man lives in the blue house. The yellow man lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house?
The president!
What was the tallest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered?
Mount Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet!
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