What is the best item of silverware to tell your secrets to?
A fork! Because a spoon will stir it up and a knife will spread it!
What do you tell a sick whale?
Get whale soon!
What does a ghost panda eat?
Bamb-BOOOO!
Why can’t minerals lie?
They’re always in their pure form!
What comes but actually never comes?
Tomorrow!
Why was the computer cold?
Because someone left the windows open!
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