A man was afraid to go home because a man with a mask was there. What was happening?
They are playing baseball and the man that is afraid is on 3rd base!
Why do you have a hard time breathing on a mountaintop?
Because the views are breathtaking!
What do you call a pig that plays soccer?
A ball hog!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!
What did the mustard say to the mayonnaise during the marathon?
Come on, ketchup or you’ll lose the race!
Why can’t the motorcycle stand up?
Because it is too tired! (Two tires!)
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