What did the gas station say to the other gas station?
I’m gassier than you!
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
What do you wear to a tea party?
A tea shirt!
Teacher: Can you spell “Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides?”
Student: “Of course, I can!”
Teacher: “Then, spell it!”
Student: “I-T!”
What did the plate say to the other plate at the dinner table?
Lunch is on me!
What did the spy say before going to bed?
It’s time to go undercover!
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