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From Alex L, 12 years old

There is a store on Main Street that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. One day, John walks to this store and finds it closed. How is this possible?

He walked into the store on February 29th! (A leap year has 366 days, but the store is only open 365 days a year!)
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Alex L, 12 years old

Where do chickens stay when they go on vacation?

Chick-Inn Hotel!
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Filed Under: Chicken

From Isabella, 8 years old, Paris

Why didn’t the pizza tell good jokes?

It was too cheesy!
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Filed Under: Food

From Try'lin, 9 years old, USA

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road…

Because, he hade no body to go with!
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Filed Under: Cross the Road

From Heaven Hunt, 11 years old, New Hampshire

What did the vet say to the cat?

Are you sure you are feline fine?
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Filed Under: Cat

From Aurora, 10 years old, Alberta, Canada

Why was the cookie sad?

Because his mom was a wafer so long (away for so long)!
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Filed Under: Food

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