What did the blind man say when he saw a burning building?
Nothing! The man cannot see anything! He’s blind!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wait?!?! The chicken got out of the coop?!?!?!??!!
What airline flies and does your hair at the same time ?
British Hair Lines!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer! (No idea!)
What do you call a beach with tiny waves?
A microwave beach!
Harry Potter: Surely, you can’t be serious.
Sirius Black: I am Sirius, and don’t call me Shirley.
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