The other day I went shopping for camouflage pants
I couldn’t find any!
What kind of phone can make music?
A saxophone!
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Plenty of room!
Kid #1: Great news, Teacher says we have a test today, come rain or shine.
Kid #2: So what’s so great about that?
Kid #1: It’s snowing!
What did the zombie say to the skeleton?
No guts, no glory!
What did one tick ask the other tick?
Are you Ticked off?
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