What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have shell-a-bration!
What did the frog say after telling a joke?
Get it? Get it? (Said like, “Ribbit? Ribbit?”)
Where do hamburgers dance?
At a meat ball!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It forgot its eggs!
Why did Dracula’s wife have a hard time going to sleep?
Because of his coffin!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer!
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