Why do refrigerators hum?
Because, they don’t know the words!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Why did Piglet, Eeyore, and Christopher Robin stick their head down the toilet?
They were looking for Pooh!
Why did the zombie stop driving?
Because there was a dead-end!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Does it really matter what you call it? He isn’t going to come to you!
If Spiderman died, what would you call his wife?
A widow!
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