How’s your day going?
Well, I bought a new vacuum cleaner today.
Really?
Yes, and it really sucked!
How’s 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?
It’s not right!
What did the woman say when she found her Swiss cheese was gone?
“That’s Swiss-picious.”
What does a cloud wear under its clothes?
Thunderwear!
Why are elephants so wrinkled?!
Because it takes too long to iron them!
How do you spell mouse trap with only three letters?
C-A-T!
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