What did Humpty Dumpty do when he heard a joke?
He cracked up!
What did the lawyer wear to court?
A lawsuit!
Why did the mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi! (A fun guy!)
Why didn’t the crayfish share his food?
Because, he was a little too shellfish! (selfish)
What’s in the middle of the universe?
The letter V!
What do you call a polar bear with ear muffs?
Nothing! It can’t hear you!
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