What do you get when you invite a cat to a fashion show?
A cat walk!
What do you call a fish covered with glue?
A fish stick!
You answer me, but never ask you a question. What am I?
A telephone!
What should you do when you are stressed?
Eat dessert! Because desserts is the opposite of stressed!
Why shouldn’t you have plastic surgery?
because it’s rude to pick your nose.
What’s the funniest fish?
A piranha-ha-ha!
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