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From Alex L, 12 years old

The red man lives in the red house. The blue man lives in the blue house. The yellow man lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house?

The president!
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Filed Under: Home and House, Riddles

From Alex L, 12 years old

What was the tallest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered?

Mount Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet!
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Filed Under: Geography

From The Purple Grenade, 7 years old, USA

Have you heard the one about the vacuum cleaner?

I would tell you, but it really sucks!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Alex L, 12 years old

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Thousands of soles were lost!
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Filed Under: Shoe, Work

From Liam Cooney, 9 years old, Wexford, Ireland

Did you ever see the movie “Constipated?”

I’m not surprised if you haven’t! It never came out!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Audrey, 3 years old, USA

Why did the yo yo cross the road?

He was walking the dog!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

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