Jokes By Kids

From Michael C., 9 years old, United States

Want to hear a joke about a pizza?

Never mind! It’s too cheesy!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?

It was too heavy to carry!

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From Caleb, 8 years old, Ohio

What do deer buy things with?

Bucks!

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From Maddie Rigo, 11 years old, USA

What’s the favorite candy in outer space?

Milky Way!

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From Charlen Moris, 13 years old, Mansfield, Texas

What do elves eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!

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From Lolo, 7 years old, Canada

Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Hoo!
Hoo, who?

I didn’t know you could speak owl!

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