Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
Neither did he!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse!
What to you call a pair of shoes that are best friends?
Sole mates! (Soul mates!)
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have shell-a-bration!
What did the frog say after telling a joke?
Get it? Get it? (Said like, “Ribbit? Ribbit?”)
Where do hamburgers dance?
At a meat ball!
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