How do you make school cool?
Take out the “s” and the “h!”
Why should you not give Queen Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
What is the best item of silverware to tell your secrets to?
A fork! Because a spoon will stir it up and a knife will spread it!
What do you tell a sick whale?
Get whale soon!
What does a ghost panda eat?
Bamb-BOOOO!
Why can’t minerals lie?
They’re always in their pure form!
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