Why did the chicken cross the road?
It forgot its eggs!
Why did Dracula’s wife have a hard time going to sleep?
Because of his coffin!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer!
What is a dog’s favorite tree?
A Dog Wood tree!
Why do refrigerators hum?
Because, they don’t know the words!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance party?
Because he had no body to go with!
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