What comes but actually never comes?
Tomorrow!
Why was the computer cold?
Because someone left the windows open!
A man was afraid to go home because a man with a mask was there. What was happening?
They are playing baseball and the man that is afraid is on 3rd base!
Why do you have a hard time breathing on a mountaintop?
Because the views are breathtaking!
What do you call a pig that plays soccer?
A ball hog!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!
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