Why did the zombie stop driving?
Because there was a dead-end!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Does it really matter what you call it? He isn’t going to come to you!
If Spiderman died, what would you call his wife?
A widow!
I have some sad news to tell you. The guy who invented the hokey pokey died.
They had some trouble putting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, they took his left leg out…
What is “tacocat” spelled backwards?
Tacocat!
What do pianos, computers and doors have in common?
They all have keys!
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