What did the mustard say to the mayonnaise during the marathon?
Come on, ketchup or you’ll lose the race!
Why can’t the motorcycle stand up?
Because it is too tired! (Two tires!)
What did the gas station say to the other gas station?
I’m gassier than you!
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
What do you wear to a tea party?
A tea shirt!
Teacher: Can you spell “Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides?”
Student: “Of course, I can!”
Teacher: “Then, spell it!”
Student: “I-T!”
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