How are cars like elephants?
They both have trunks!
What do you say to a fancy cactus?
“You look sharp!”
What geometrical shape is most like a lost parrot?
A polygon!
What can cry and fly but has no eyes or wings?
Clouds!
What goes up when it’s raining and comes down when it’s not raining?
An umbrella!
Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
I’d better not tell you! It might spread!
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