What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh!
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes, who?
Dishes a nice place! Let me in!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because, he was on a dare from ducks!
Why can’t you play cards in the jungle?
Because, there are too many cheetahs (cheaters)!
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snowbank!
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