Why did Dracula’s wife have a hard time going to sleep?
Because of his coffin!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer!
What is a dog’s favorite tree?
A Dog Wood tree!
Why do refrigerators hum?
Because, they don’t know the words!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Why did Piglet, Eeyore, and Christopher Robin stick their head down the toilet?
They were looking for Pooh!
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