What did the Earth say to the sun?
I’m coming around!
When did the astronauts eat their lunch?
At launch time! (Lunch time!)
Why did the tourist cross the road?
To get to the other guide!
What is red and white and says “Oh, oh, oh?”
Santa walking backward!
What do you play when you have nothing to do?
A bored game (board game)!
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly! (Butter fly!)
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 475
- 476
- 477
- 478
- 479
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
