What is the name of Santa Claus’s cat?
Santa Claws!
Why does a refrigerator hum?
It does not know the words!
What does Santa use to clean his hands?
Hand Santa-tizer!
What can you steal but won’t get in trouble for it?
A base!
Why did the cows go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way!
What did the bull say when he put his calf on the school bus?
“Bison!” (“Bye-Son!”)
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